ElizabethAnn Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 TOP TEN BIBLICAL MOM-ISMS 10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-8) 9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons! 8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper! 7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace! 6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day! 5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays! 4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11) 3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17) 2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?! 1. Jesus! What do you think... you were born in a barn? (copied from a circling email: author unknown) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longs awaiting Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 TOP TEN BIBLICAL MOM-ISMS 10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-8) 9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons! 8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper! 7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace! 6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day! 5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays! 4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11) 3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17) 2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?! 1. Jesus! What do you think... you were born in a barn? (copied from a circling email: author unknown) Elizabeth, How funny! Only you could come up with that You are soooo, bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa2 Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 leave it to our fearless leader to go down the road of mom-isms from the bible... I really wonder where she finds the time to do all that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeyandTy's Mom Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Some how I missed this one! Hillarious! Thanks for the good laugh on a dreary Friday morning with kids here at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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